One thing Letterman was damn good at was turning a fun interview into a dark and brutal stabbing if the mood took him.

What an odd and tellingly specific hill to choose to die upon!

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To paraphrase Eddie Murphy, you can say “I have to take a shit” in French and it just sounds cool.

No one knows the wherabouts of this hurricane during Bengahazi. Just sayin

or is it?

The deplorables are starting to wonder if govt has been lying to them about Hurricane Matthew intensity to make exaggerated point on climate

Whoa whoa whoa “Centre” youre telling me you big Canadians are the ones running it?

Christ. Even fucking natural disasters are a liberal conspiracy now.

Someone should tell him to fly a kite. With the rope tied around his feet. And a car door for a kite.

They should have called it Hurricane Thanks Obama.

I was heartened by how many of the responses encouraged him to go stand on the beach and test out his theory.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

As opposed to the usual super chill gang rape trials

STOP THE PRESSES!

I’ve become a practically non existent baseball fan the last few years. The game is boring as hell. I learned tonight that: nah that isnt the case, it’s just the fucking Rockies.

As a strong people with a proud culture, they’re frankly offended at this blatant appropriation of their traditional dress.