Higher level comedy right there!

Back to your Twitter porn then. Enjoy!

Joke. But yes, do please go through my comment history on comment where you like. That would be amusing.

Think that’s a biiiiiiit of an exaggeration. Wouldn’t the players picking grass still be in the game? Or surely at least the second basekid that just twirls around with his arms out, periodically stopping and looking with fascination at the wide open space in center field?

This throw would have gone much better if I was her boyfriend.

I don’t particularly care for Iggy Azalea but gawd damn that’s a great shot across the bow from her lawyer. I hope that works out for her.

You forgot to remind him that Ross dropped 50 in a game!

And ... if just a few hundredths of a second later it would have been a goaltend. So great.

I’m with Pink. It’s too much of a logistical problem to host the games on short notice. Housing and transportation would be big problems for any city. And you’d have to think that a short-notice host would become an immediate target for terrorists on the grounds that the security measures would be a complete patchwork.

A massive budget is the only way the oligarchs can siphon billions from the games. The Sochi build and staging came in somewhere between $40-50 billion according to the official numbers. Riiiiiiiiiiight.

I don’t know what universe some of these people live in, but “she sits there” is a perfectly acceptable compliment. For a dog.

Good point! Though with how quickly he’s improving I don’t think it’s unreasonable to think he’d do just as well at PF now. He’s probably on track to be able to play and guard all 5 positions within the next few years too!

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I had no idea Jostens makes the rings. Did they also commemorate the winning season with a yearbook? And more importantly, were they any players who refused to (or quietly ducked out of) signing a teammate’s yearbook? I need to know.

He needs to fix that declining offensive rebound rate, but if he keeps improving at this pace this he’ll be the most dominant big man in the league by his early 30s.

“Best $64 million I spent in 2015-16!”

I’m from Canada and I wholeheartedly endorse this comment.

“This never would have happened if that goose was armed and Canada had a concealed carry law.”

“If y’all want my 2 cents ‘bout this it’s on top of the backboard.”

Yeah, but now that we’ve watched this video we’ve all got the Lenovo spyware installed on our computers.