Exactly. Your hate for your ex-wife was more important than the life of your own child. Which means you thought of your child more as a possession than a living breathing being.

God help the poor mother of this child.

They can't win no matter what they do.

Protect consumers from theft beyond the requirements of the law? "Aholes, gimme my money!"

Leave consumers vulnerable to theft that the bank has no legal obligation to recover? "Aholes, why did you let people drain my account?"

As far as the law goes, your funds are only protected…

Got the email last night. The limit is in place until the new card they are sending us arrives. We have no liability for spurious charges. This all happened automatically. No Chase apologist here, but I don't get the outrage.

WHY ISN'T SHE WEARING GLOVES WITH THAT CHRISTMAS TREE?!

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

I'm extremely conflicted on how I should feel about this.

In his late 20s/early 30s. It's been on the celeb sites for years, I thought it was pretty well known. My question is 1) how do you even meet someone that much younger than you and 2) how can you even be in the same room with them? I work with teenagers and I am in my 20s and I can't STAND them on a social level. I…

"There is no room for ego."

Or maybe just wipe your child's nose before taking the photo.

Throw in some bee-stung lips, lengthen the torso, add a little bit of leg. . .

We must run in very different crowds.

Enough time has passed. He should just go by Jeff Stone knee Gillooly.

I'm amazed that people think this was an accident. Sounds to me like a pretty calculated PR move to stay relevant and get paid. It's not like she has had the opportunity to gain any other profitable skills besides being pregnant and a mess on basic cable. Jenelle is just doing Jenelle.

It's nothing interesting: pass to the left [assorted players names], shot from Kevin from Kevin Grosskreutz, JAAAAAAAA, JAAAAAA, THAT WAS KEVIN, thanks football, come now, that was awesome.

Ran out of time; this was the best I could do with your composite request.

I call shenanigans. Neither of these women look a thing like me!

Sorry, I'm giving up getting outraged about stupid shit mediocre pop starlets do for Advent. Especially mediocre pop starlets whose number one claim to fame was sucking on SNL. If all you're famous for is sucking, I'm not sure why I should be surprised when you do something offensive to get attention.