Ok, but on the plus side people really enjoyed my response to her.

"The Palace is worried that Pippa is stealing Kate's thunder"

Ima call BS on these... that face is absolutely a composite...if it's not, it's been hella retouched.
I wanna see the polaroids!

I imagine this is what Beyonce and Tyra Banks' child would look like.

Designed for orgies?

Why.

wtf is low-fat cereal? am i eating high-fat cereal right now? i cant even do cereal right, dammit.

Sorry, Alec. Louis CK covered that already, and better.

Maybe this one is more to your taste.

The internet doesn't have enough Mango gifs.

Such a fair question

Maybe someone should start a line of shoes called "Feet? Us?"

Ah, I've had this problem. If your foul balls are scaring the shit out of women you just need to shower and put on clean underwear. That usually takes care of things.

That's the most excitement I've seen on the southside all season.

"Yeah, she screamed at my foul ball too"

The Patriots are now considering bringing Hernandez back to fill their third-string QB position because his bullets hit the intended target more often than Tebow's.

I miss the days when Boston bar fights ended with Matt Damon quoting the history of agriculture.