Mr. Duffaut and Mr. Knecht of St. Tammany fire district. Just think about this story each time illegal immigrants are mentioned in the GOP primary.

I was 13 and I threw up all over Navy Pier in Chicago during July 4th fireworks. Of course, none of the bathroom stalls were open so I had to use a sink. A drunk woman dropped her purse in that sink while trying to console me.

Jenny Slate must be on OKCupid.

Either way, let's maybe not say "hoes" like it's hilarious. Why do I have to get all Oprah on Oprah about this??

It makes me sad when mommy and daddy fight :(

So, what you're saying is that he has mad STDs and now he wants revenge.

The amount of money she's spent on dresses and gifts is literally a down payment on a home.

I second your mascara choice! Maybelline always beats expensive brands in my experience.

I'm on a team of 9. We had two women and we were both asked - by my female boss - to organize a baby shower for a guy in my group. Ha. Declined.

Sex Dust is $60 for 4 oz. Can I just substitute old coffee grounds?

Because I was a 12 year old maniac?? I don't know!

I had long straight hair with the permed bangs. And... I wore the bangs moussed into a wave.

I had permed bangs only from like 90 to 93. By choice.

I'm no expert but it's probably fox.

You can def block a number on iPhone and, I think, android

She couldn't just block his texts like a normal person?

You want me to fuck your womb?

The outfit is fine. We know she's a teen because it's probably 60 degrees so she wears the summer outfit under a jacket. Who here can say they never wore summer clothes with no coat and just ran to the club??

Wrist injury. Mechanical bull.

In related news, someone was actually shot in a Walmart parking lot today.