In related news, someone was actually shot in a Walmart parking lot today.

As a feminist and a lawyer, she should know better... :(

THIS. GUY.

There are days that I am so thankful my mother taught me to feel shame for embarrassing the family.

Mesh tan lines to distract from 2014's botched thigh gap surgery.

I love this story and I hope it never ends. I normally skip the gossip pieces about drugs and nudity, but this baby story can't be beat. Let's hope more celebs hop on the baby train.

Or we could just call it Madonna fuckery. No need to start off the new year being an asshole.

She is and she really really wants you to thank her for being so courageous and heroic. She's just so dang rebellious.

Symptoms include fever, severe joint pain, muscle pain, headache, nausea, fatigue and rash...

Boy, that Tyson is one classy guy.

yes. A Fantastoc book.

Girls, she can belt. Look forward to it every year. Here's hoping she returns on Colbert.

Pot —-> Kettle

80% This is fantastic!

"Boy I Aughta" came up as well.

It took me quite a while to get boy wonder. I was very perplexed by boyida. Was trying to make a connection to Idaho.

This is the best thing that has happened to me today.

I just assumed Fox requires guests that model their bathing suit areas to say something about family or Jesus. You know, for values reasons.

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