Oh my god, Romeo! You came to visit!

I only charge $10 a hour.

It's been time for a new pair for a while ;)

Ain't no thang.

Oh glory, here we go...

Yeah, well, he's dead too. So, I guess no prison for him.

Money.

I just looked through his Facebook profile... All I'm saying is that he has a pic of himself with a bloody face. Costumes, swords, blah blah blah. Oh and he was a gun nut. It's already littered with comments from other nuts. Yiiikes.

Seriously. He came to my school shortly after 9/11 and was roundly booed for his anti Mulsim crap. I will never understand why people love him. He's an ass.

Don't Worry Baby is seriously the best. The best.

Ask your friend to buy drugs.

So, what's the deal with Gawker media hating on Vice so much but re-writing their posts over and over again?

Well, if it's any consolation, you can get drugs... literally anywhere.

Fun fact. Stalin went to seminary school.

mmm... I think it's actually artisan clergy who minister to ironic zoo animals. thanks

Really? No one in the focus group thought, Hm "Preserve"... that's reminds me of things like:

Because she's trashy. That's why.

I thought the cop explained it well. He said that the child was in danger. She, in turn, threw a fit and demanded that he show her where it says it's illegal to take kids to a concert. The breast feeding didn't come up until well after her first protests failed.

They offered either a new seat or a refund.

OMG. Why is this the cutest little farting ram ever???