Are those leggings also a thong or did she give herself a wedgie? I usually don't see pants that work like that.

Can someone fill me in on #soquiche? Like, this public bathroom is so cheese with eggs baked in an oven.

From the linked article: "Campbell, 40, is the father of eight kids with four women and lives off government assistance."

I was thinking more along the lines of do we really need to freaking tase everyone?!

BROKAW!!

Do you think Phil knows that Jesus just left Chicago and He's bound for New Orleans?

You know what? I am deeply offended that you would drag ZZ Top's name through the mud. I love ZZ.

I don't mean to rain on your outrage parade, but Chase is actually issuing new cards.

They want to limit fraudulent purchases to limit their own damages. Time, money, resources that would be spent on resolving the fraudulent charges. I received the alert from Chase as well. Sorry folks, it's actually a pretty reasonable response to cover their own liability. If you need more cash, you just have to…

Darling, it's ok. You really just need to focus on murdering more people. Keep your chin up. It'll happen for you!!

You really think a tire iron and a belt can take out a sea monster?

Let's be real. I can hardly tolerate men my own age.

I have some recollection of the time when the tape came out. It was a total disaster. They honestly let him get away with the "it wasn't me" defense, despite the video and testimony.

I see.

I missed the story. She was 14 and he was... ?

Fine. It's not a "big deal". I am clearly out of the loop on what people are doing with kids. It just creeps me out. It has nothing to do with fat or thin. It's more so that part of being a kid is just looking crazy sometimes. I guess it surprised me that a stray eyebrow hair would be removed from a photo of a bab…

Wait. What? You think it's awful to wax baby brows (it is), but you Photoshop the kid's pics? For what purpose? Isn't the idea of a photo to show... what your child looks like? Not a sanitized image of what you want your child to look like?

My take away from this is that Tahir fella sounds like a nice guy.

I can't stop looking at her arm pit. What is the official term for what they've done to it? Pit... sharpening?