When he added Greek yogurt to the guacamole, I had to look away.

The monster in Antoni Psycho is an overripe avocado

RIP “Wow, this blew up. Um, I don’t have a Soundcloud to promote but here’s a few places you can donate to.”

Sandy!!!!

::Danny Torrance struts through a snow-covered hedge maze to the tune of “Stayin’ Alive”::

Fearless, humble, committed - I would hire you in a second.

I formally call bullshit and shenanigans.

Almost as if he’s not from a superior race with superior genes or something

Is it just me or was his face punched right before this video?

Didn’t someone mail boxes of dildos to the Bundy family compound in Nevada several years ago?

I’m guessing he’s in an elected position and he just got hardcore Jessica Fletchered by someone I’m assuming he perceives as a second tier Hollywood actor’s wife. The voters are not likely to appreciate the fact that their highly-paid employee couldn’t do what a private citizens did.

What? This case IS about the crimes committed. You mean this article? Cause there wouldn’t be article in the first place if apparently “this guy’s wife” hadn’t spent a lot of time working on this case and helped the police. You can’t ignore the fact that the police had nothing for years and years then it comes out the…

Murder goes unsolved for 3o years.

When asked by reporters whether her work played any role in Wednesday’s arrest of Joseph James DeAngelo, Jones said, “That’s a question we’ve gotten from all over the world in the last 24 hours, and the answer is no.”

And so the suspect was living in my neck of the woods the entire time. Someone posted this newspaper photo of him on Reddit shortly before he was fired from the Auburn PD. Scary.

If anything ever needed to be picked up by another network....

It’s a freaking latin term and used to describe tiny convenience stores in a lot of major cities. Not feeling the burn on that one.

Wait what about bodega? I missed that one

“If I told you his name, you’d know who he is.”