“Where’s my hubsies?”

This was the most important Wendy Williams news of the week.

I love this and it needs to be its own post, that is all

I’m an environment engineer. That’s a euphemism for sewerage engineer. Tampons are murder on the pumps. They gum up the works, so we employ comminutors, like this muffin monster. Muffin is code for a tampon swollen with sewerage. They’ll eat anything tho. Boy I could watch this thing chew up stuff all day. And if you…

This is purely anecdotal but I was in Sacramento this past weekend, and just from speaking to strangers, it seems like the majority of people were condemning the police actions and were supportive of stephon Clark. I know this doesn’t necessarily mean anything, but I hope it does.

GOOD MORNING!!!! It’s never too early to express my deep and curdling dislike of the odious Sean Penn.

Sean Penn sucks! He is the worst! He’s so terribly smug, so massively overrated as an actor, so unpleasant of opinion and soooo vested in sharing said opinions. Not to mention (but HOW COULD I NOT) he’s an unrepentant…

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

I get so used to my Kings fucking everything up, I don’t know how to feel when they do something right, especially something like this. Something I really, really want them to get right. I keep on waiting for this fairly sensitive, empathetic moment to be followed by a press release stating that they intended to trade…

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+1 monarchs

This comment should be framed and titled “2018".

+1776

It’s almost like the entire idea of America is anathema to Kings.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

I Accuse My Parents is probably one of my favorite riffs of the Joel-Era MST3K.

i sure think its a keeper, you size queen you.