Best question: is Garry Gergich suffering for our sins?

I feel like there’s no way that Mona-Lisa Saperstein wasn’t expressly created to torture the people of Pawnee.

Same! Yesterday I saw that it hadn’t been updated since 12/27, and I got sad in a “why must everything I love go away” kind of way, but now it’s back!

So excited! I was just updating my podcasts last night and noticed that DirtCast had been on hiatus. It made me sadder than I probably should have been.

YAY!!!!!!!
(I mean that you’re back. Not yay Natalie Wood; that still breaks my heart all these years later.)

I’m going to insert “You like Brazilian music?” randomly in conversation from now on.

But she would walk 500 miles
And she would walk 500 more
Just to be the woman who walks a thousand miles
To get Neil Portnow out the door

This piece is horribly written. Check out the linked Chicago Tribune story to actually understand it— it’s more of an embarrassing anecdote than anything salacious.

I really don’t get this.

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

This is terrible news for fans of cerulean.

Needz moar moose knuckle.

I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.

Well, now that he can no longer wall off giant sections of state owned public beaches for his own use, I imagine his future beach visits will mostly involve concerned biologists trying to get him back into the water.

Chris is off to hang out at the Quick Stop with Jay and Silent Bob.

Just kidding, the last time Trump had a thought that coherent was 37 years ago.

Switch to Sugar Free Haribo gummy bears. They’re delicious...but you’ll be leaking in a different way. Sinner

I got it, make the garage doors clear!

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.