Her name is Dita. She’ll be your mistress tonight. (Not sure why kinja insists on uploading this sideways) #shrug

Im over the unconventional challenge. It seems the producers can replace it with something...anything by now. Liris has been my favorite part of the whole season. She is BAD ASS.

We watched the entirety of Lady Dynamite’s 2nd season last night. It was fucking phenomenal. Every episode is at or near perfection. Just god damn hilarious. I’ve loved Maria Bamford since I first saw her in the 90's on the early iterations of what became Comedy Central. So happy for her.

This may be a naïve question, but if enough players protest, there won’t be a game and that’s millions of dollars in loss of revenue. How long does he think this could go on? Also, fuck Jerry Jones.

People keep talkin’ shit. But he’s fucking amazing.

Her name is Dita. She was watching Rachel Maddow when I took this. (really)

PACKERS!! wooooo!!!! (i agree about fucking Paul Ryan with a tree, though).

Associating the wearing of shorts with unprofessionalism seems kinda....outdated. Like something out of Leave It to Beaver. Tomorrow is supposed to be 108 degrees outside. A “light weight pant” is still pants. Fuck that noise, Im wearing shorts.

Certain kinds of drugs are bad, mmmkay?

What the fuck is that contraption? On my phone’s screen it looks like he’s juicing a lemon.

When I was 9 my cousin accidentally shot me with a BB gun. Not wanting to get in trouble, we both promised never to speak of it. I didn’t realize that the BB had lodged in my tibia bone just below my left knee. Im 42 now and the BB is still in there. If one presses their finger in just the right spot on my leg, you…

Moscow, probably.

A bit cheeky, no?

my cat ate half a joint. she slept a lot but that was about it.

Everyone in that top pic looks like someone just farted.

Maybe he suffered a major stroke? Who can say? It’s a #covfefe at this point.

Great article! I wasnt aware Steve Sax lived in Sacramento. Now i’ll pay closer attention to the DILFs wandering around midtown.

Batman Bulldog is my favorite. At first glance he appears very Christian Bale-esque, but I suspect he’s more Adam Westian.

Playing kinda fast & loose w/ the term “superstar”. Dont Underwood & Clarkson mainly play like state fairs, county fairs & Indian casinos?

His Billy Ray Cyrus cosplay is on point. (I believe the kids refer to it as DEADASS now, but I may be wrong on that)