This happens to me all the damn time.

My brother-in-law is driving one of Beyoncè’s tour buses. Im not allowed to say who specifically he’s driving, but Im pretty damn anxious to speak with him.

I used to be pretty good at rolling a joint free-hand. Then one night I was at a party in Stockton, CA and an array of snacks were laid out on the kitchen table: fruits, crackers & cheeses, mushrooms....I helped myself to a small, not-greedy paper plate of snacks. An amount of time passed and someone asked me to roll…

Looking forward to the “ya boy matthew mills violating probation” posts. This man is a cretin & deserves the far less than our system allows. Disgusting human being.

I was thinking more like her Desperately Seeking Susan phase.

I think you might be correct, hence the Planned Parenthood button she’s wearing

Word.

All the stars...may they fall upon you.

I’m still confused as to why half of them chose the god damn kimono. I mean, I know it’s an easier look to put together (I’m sure 90% of drag queens own a kimono), but there is SO much more to choose from. Madonna has had 3.5 million looks over the years, mix it up! I loved Bob’s choice and Causing a Commotion was a…

I never realized how much Dolly Parton looks like Suzanne Somers

Had to google Kofi and god damn he’s fine! Thank you for bringing him into my life.

grated parmesan & Crystal hot sauce

Could that Caila girl be more faux-casual?

I cant even figure out what the “official” criteria is. Are we voting for things we hate the most or what? Like...why is “ordering in”disgustingly inevitable? Ordering in has been going on, literally, for decades.

I have no idea what you just said. Im fairly certain I agree with it. And Im 100% certain that I love your kinja name.

The house lights are all on in the daily mail pic and there’s no trash in the aisles and seats. Clearly a pre-show photo prior to the doors opening.

Peja Stojakovic Nude Selfies Leak Online

Im surprised he didnt shit himself when he got tazed.

horribly unfunny dad-humor aside, I don’t understand why celebrities give two fucks about it being Friday.