Watching Golden Girls every Saturday night with my grandpa is one of my favorite childhood memories. I will never forget the sound of him howling with laughter to the point we feared he might have a cardiac episode. His face would get beet-red. And then many, many years later as an adult taking care of him most…

Shit happens. But I did laugh at “disrespecr bro their faith.” I think that needs to be a thing.

my hands were shaking, I couldn't plug the headphones in fast enough

Boomer!!

I splurged on a pair of Vans today. 55 fucking dollars!

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THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN SCOOBY-DOO? HUH???

Also, Ross did this on Friends. Only instead of a dispensary, it was the NYU dorms after midnight.

Fried Green Tomatoes is such a great movie. A couple years after it came out, I visited my dad & step-mom in Georgia and we took a day trip to the tiny town where they filmed it. The town is called Juliette. When I was there, the Whistle Stop Café was still open and they make KILLER fried green tomatoes. Behind the…

Would it be possible to add Gillian Anderson into the Tweet Beat mix? She’s quite funny.

Pumas are the most uncomfortable fucking shoe I’ve ever owned. I have a pretty average threshold for pain, but they had me damn near in tears after a couple hours of having them on. #NeverAgain

I don't believe Joan Collins was in the original cast. Or is there a season I missed somehow??

The album’s artwork is also reminiscent of something.

I was really hoping this would be a story about an ex-lover of Rubio’s that they were trying to payoff & he decided instead to make a scene.

“...in a time when everyone is just deeply depressed,” said Hector Projector.

I’m disappointed in the human race for nobody thinking of this sooner.

A friend of mine is at the bottom of that pile that Madonna is dry-humping. She’s still coming down off the high of being onstage w/ her.

She’s gotta be on something to willfully walk 80 blocks. Jesus Christ! Until recently I walked 20 blocks each way to work and home again. Even with an 8 hour break in between that shit was exhausting. Im guessing she’s around 80yrs old which means Im half her age, so good on her (i suppose?) if she can pull that off…

Same here. Thoroughly enjoyed the first episode. I knew going in that it wasn’t going to be packed with action, they had to do the perfunctory “here’s what you all missed the first time around” for the uninitiated, which left about 27 minutes of New Story time allotment. It was great seeing Mulder & Scully again.…