Paris was my favorite season.

Glad he’s OK, he’s a super nice guy. That looked painful.

Oh SnapTest, you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox.

Can someone explain Kumail’s tweet? I dont get it.

I haven’t yet, but I am receptive to the idea...

That same candelabra is sitting on the piano at my grandparent’s house. Those things are a bitch to polish.

I’ve been missing you! I really enjoyed your posts and - as far as I can recall - I only disagreed with you once, it had something to do with Madonna but I cant remember what. What I do remember is I called you a name, then I felt bad so I DM’d you on facebook to apologize and you were super sweet and we had a nice…

brilliant

I cannot tell you how much I LOOOOOVE that she walks out on stage with her purse and just plops it on top of the piano like it's her coffee table. Love her.

I like this show better when it was called FRIENDS and the famous cat song was Smelly Cat.

I really like Melissa and wish msnbc would give her more airtime. I know she has (or had??) a one-hour weekend show, but I just can't bring my self to watch news of any kind on my weekends.

Rocco did not return for Xmas. That instagram pic u linked to is from August.

I cannot wait to see the expression on Mark Hoppus’ s face when he admits we were meant for each other.

Also, Guy is the “fun parent” (shocker). Apparently Guy isnt big on making sure Rocco attends school. Lets him fuck about with little-to-no structure. Guy himself never finished school and doesnt think it’s very important. (I was informed of this by someone who pays much, much closer attn to these things than I do)

My birthday is the first week in April, which always coincided with my school district's spring break (or as the hillbillies around me called it, "Easter vacation"). I loved having the whole week of my birthday off.

He directed that new Space War movie.

In 1992 I spent a majority of the summer visiting my dad & stepmom, who lived in central Georgia. I was sitting on their front porch one afternoon when a cop car came to a screeching halt right in front of the house. Cop rolled his window down and said, “you seen a n**ger run by here recently?” I was so shocked I…

I doubt he’s terrified, he walked on stage with his guitar and sang Redemption Song for the crowd right before this pic was taken.

Im not sure if I should thank you or despise you for introducing me to that blog.

No Mo Collins? Hashtag frowny face