Jem?

Doing exercise together??

Madonna had the best halftime show in the last 10-12 years. It was theatrical, fun & ended with a moving performance. Beyonce just stomped around and did not appear to be enjoying herself.

I get that song stuck in my head more times than I care to admit.

Im not gonna lie, I havent even read the tweets yet. I just had to scroll down here and say how happy/relieved I am to see Tweet Beat back!

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Wonkette is awesome.

I will always have a boner for Mark Hoppus.

Is that a tattoo of Obama right below his nipples?

To this day I cannot help but chuckle quietly anytime I see someone with a thermos.

Emma: hi Spencer. What do you wanna write about?

Well...she’s also second to Madonna, who is the most successful female recording artist of all time according to both the Recording Industry Association of America and Guinness World Records.

She definitely had to google how to spell uniqueness.

I was something of a JLaw Fall Truther, until a couple months ago when I tripped over *literally* nothing, while crossing the street in front of my office. I wasn't running, I wasn't stoned, I wasn't dodging traffic, nothing like that. I fell HARD, ended up with 6 stitches in my face, and my left knee and right…

It's gotta be there somewhere.

I live for the Jezebel/Gawker descriptors of Trump

Are Edna & Patty the same person?

I saw AMA and immediately wondered why they would bother performing a song during an Ask Me Anything session on reddit.

Oh my god, becky. Like seriously.