Same here. I think it's because he's Han Solo and why the fuck would Han ever wear an earring?

I'm pretty sure there is someone out there name Angelina that Aniston thinks is a huge bitch. The universe finds a way to even things out.

This is much better than Gabrielle Bluestone's Gawker article, "Loser President Gives Depressing Speech That Helps Nobody."

why can't you tell us his reddit username? Can you tell us what it rhymes with?

why is that woman doing a remake of the Material Girl music video?

I will definitely check out Abstrakto, thanks for the tip!

I cannot adequately express my level of jealousy right now. The first time I saw them they opened the show by coming thru the public entrance of the venue and beating the drums while circling around those of us near front of stage (it was a small venue). It was a truly moving experience. (I may or may not have…

I always geek out when I see people reference them. I've only seen them in concert twice (98-ish & 02-ish) but both times were fucking phenomenal. Their self-titled album is my favorite.

LOVE Ozomatli!!

"you think there are people that haven't seen your breasts?"

but...but...do you really expect in-depth reporting from Conan O'Brien?

Upwards of THREE sexual partners is unacceptable?!?

What the hell is Pat Sajak blathering about? Do I need to buy a vowel?

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but hasn't South Park been using pussy in their dialogue for like seven years now?

until I read your comment I had the exact opposite view and now I'm off to join the navy.

if you're into memoirs/bios I just finished reading "Johnny Carson" by his lawyer Henry Bushkin. Was very interesting!

I just finished the biography Johnny Carson (that's the title), written by his longtime lawyer Henry Bushkin. T'was quite good.

Last night's episode was honestly one of the scariest hours of broadcast television I have ever seen.

same.

Serious and for reals question: did your dad say "die another day" in a 007 accent or did he sing it like Madonna?