Plenty of things have become status symbols for little to no reason. Cars, for instance. They’re simply something to move you. Watches, they’re just to tell the time. Houses, they’re just to keep you warm and dry. Anything that can be made a status symbol, will be.

Holy shit, yeah just saw that.

I look forward to seeing them take up all the street parking around DC. Next to the patriots in their F150s of course.

“Does “four cubic metres of firewood” mean anything to you? Me neither, but that’s the cargo capability spec Mercedes is going with in its brochure for now.”

That’s just over 12 Hogsheads, if that helps...

Will there be a King Ranch Edition? I just gotta have my $90k+ pickup truck for work and junk, you know?

Homeboy needs to delegate.

I’ve used this move on creepy bosses, does that count?

#TiffanyIsTheBestTrump

Trump family goes into a circle. Clinton family greets all the guests.

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

Raise your hand if you have used this move on your creepy relative. ✋

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

Oh like hell it wasn’t intentional.

At least Tiffany was too far away for him to touch. Save yourself, Tiffany.

Melania wouldn’t touch him after the debate. Like, he leaned in and kissed her but literally not a single hair on her body touched him.

Tan/brown + Plaid = Win

I loooooooove the suggestion that one guy makes about Lester Holt sending Hillary the questions. She was so prepared that she had to have been given them, right? No way she could actually be that studious, that polished, that prepared.

Not to mention trump saying Ohio and michigang has lost thousands of jobs, yet their unemployment is lower than the national average. Looks like they made some new jobs too...

 Hey Trump, how many jobs have you shipped out of this country so you could turn a bigger profit?