I was going to go for the “classified” jibe from Top Gun, but I don’t know how thin your skin is or how loud you’d cry about it.

The business I work for is a legitimate target for strategic ICBM nuclear strikes, to say nothing about espionage. I can see how there would be people interested in pulling any sort of data out of a rental car they learned was paid by one of our company credit cards.

Holy shit, this guy is bad at.......life in general I guess?

I’m just (not at all) stunned that Shaun White is a complete douchebag

David, can you do me a favor? I’m reading Jalopnik on my phone and I only see 17 ads on this page. I think we can squeeze a few more in without breaking up the flow. Thanks!

The cop went home and shot a flower pot, because damn it something had to die that day.

I have a lot of respect for all parties involved. Driver called the Trooper on his speeding. Trooper admitted he was wrong and owned up to it with his chain of command.

This is how the system is supposed to work. Completely. My faith in the process has been ever-so-slightly restored.

Nope. They only way to do this would be to lease all the cars as Lexus did with the LFA or Ferrari did with the F50. The way automakers are handling this now (ie LaFerrari or 918) is they threaten to remove you from their VIP list if you sell it before their terms. So yes people could flip them, but they wouldnt be on…

OSU sent me a letter sized envelope, but it was fat and overstuffed so I knew right away I got in.

Next up: “ this is my ford gt. It sits in my garage all the time because it’s valuable"

Same with my nephew. I really don’t get it. Just PLAY the game already, little man!

He has a Bentley Continental GT Le Mans edition, a McLaren 675LT and a Fiat 500 Abarth... automatic, YouTube money goes a long way.

There are contracts that require you to offer right of first refusal to the original seller. Basically, they would require you to offer to sell it back to Ford (potentially for no more than you paid them) before you’re allowed to offer it for sale anywhere else. These have been enforced on other things in the past.

I wonder what wrap he’ll put on it? And I have this sneaky suspicion that his Ferrari Fiasco helped in the decision making.

Jordan Maron is an American best known for his YouTube channel username of CaptainSparklez, whose channel primarily consists of videos of him playing Minecraft. His channel is currently the 61st most subscribed on YouTube.

He can still get one of these which he can then use to acquire the vehicle of his choice.

Did it come with a schedule of Barrett-Jackson auctions in 2018?

You know how when you were a kid and in the car with your mom and you asked “can we stop and get ice cream?” and she said “we’ll see”? Knowing damn well you weren't getting ice cream?