The Matrix from Transformers?

Yeah, those guys can’t afford Escalades in my neck of the woods. Pretty much the standard Midwest buyers out here. I assume you are either in LA, NYC or Miami if I had to take a guess?

Yep, if you want to carry your wife, kids, parents, dog and some stuff all in one vehicle and trip and maybe tow something, these vehicles become very useful very quick.

I know dozens of guys that own Escalades and none look like underwear models. Most are doctors, dentists, attorneys and business owners and generally look like stodgy middle aged plus white guys, some balding, some not. The Indian and Arab doctors go for Lexus LXs.

Yep, if you are going to actually pull a decent sized boat and the stuff you go boating with, this is what you need, not an Escalade.

Not going to lie, if I had to pick anything in that video to take around the Nurburgring, it would be the motor coach.

Here’s the problem, the MP4-12C looks way way better than the 650S and everything that has that weird confused looking front end. The exception is the P1, for some reason that batshit styling works for it, but only in dark colors, preferably black. So if you want and like a 12C, then the impending much lower prices…

I have a big dry bag that I store my Macbook Air and iPad in when it is in my backpack when I travel. My idiot brother somehow managed to tip a cooler full of ice and water onto it and soak my bag. The dry bag saved my computer and tablet, best thing ever. Get them, they are not expensive, worth it totally.

I have a big dry bag that I store my Macbook Air and iPad in when it is in my backpack when I travel. My idiot…

Isn’t this the same country that sells panties in vending machines, has sex hotels, kinda of endorses sex with underage girls, has cartoon porn and tentacle porn? I mean...

Yep, it was an excellent movie.

The actual website that tracks car sales has Model S sales at 16,000 for 2014, S-Class sales at 25,000 so once again, your math is bad. You can delude yourself all day the Model S is in the same class as the S-Class/A8 or 7 series, it is not.

I refuse to believe this is not Florida.

Let’s put aside the fact that the Model S is not in the same size class as the S-class, A8 or 7 series, that’s an interesting lie considering the S-Class sells more cars in each month than the Model S in the USA alone so I am interested in the math you did that came up with the Model S selling more than those 3 cars…

That’s exactly it, with the Tesla D cars like the ELR make little sense now. Tesla is ridiculous at the $100,000 plus spectrum, but at the $75,000 range before tax breaks, it becomes a whole lot more appealing.

Nobody paid that, they have been heavily discounting them for some time now. They are just adjusting the MSRPs accordingly now.

I find it ironic his Simpsons episode was one of the worst and most depressing episodes I have ever watched, really bad.

He had to bid against an entertainer for it and I forgot the exact number he paid, we talked about it years ago, but it was somewhere between $218,000 to $230,000, somewhere around there. Just because there was a list price on something does not mean that is what they actually paid. I would really like to hear from…

My neighbor bought his new, that same exact one in fact, color combo anyway, and what he actually paid is pretty close to what they are going for now, so I always roll my eyes at these Ford GT stories. The car dealer in town that owns a Heritage one, now he is going to make some cash on that one.

Fake as shit, but funny as hell. As a Michigan resident, I laughed hard at that one.

I have driven the Model S several times now, don’t care for it at all. The insane mode is a gimmick for idiots, you can’t drive like that most places and won’t drive like that most places, especially if you are in the age group that can afford a six figure car. When’s the last time you saw a 50+ year old racing his…