YER A JESUS, HARRY.

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

THANKS OBRAMA.

So you cannot be married and/or pregnant (currently or in the past), but you can most definitely have been expelled from an organization for presumably harming others? Logic and reason is aplenty at Miss America!

Yo, my vagina can lift 50 pounds no problem. KEGELS, MOTHERFUCKER. KEGELS.

50 pounds?

I believe all three of these ladies need to write a short introduction about themselves using only gifs. Or a la the Emoji Tatler.

My biggest fear of having kids is that no one would ever talk to me about anything else. I'm not that jazzed about the idea anyways, but it seems like hell to be stuck in some nightmare world where I take care of a screaming child, and then every conversation would then be about that child. I'd no longer be an…

I can't relate to guys who get their feelings hurt and lash out.

new way to find out if hes an asshole. Dont respond for a day.

What?! Do you have nowhere to be? Does no one need to reach you? How do you check your e-mail and various social networking accounts? Do you have a land line? You are blowing my mind over here.

Dude here. Many years ago, I was sent a text in reply to a voicemail I'd left for a girl I was seeing. It read something like, "Hi [my name], thanks for your call. I've had fun with you, but I really don't see a future."

Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!

noooo I love when Cameron takes on asshole roles. Why do so many people hate her for Miss Hannigan? WE LOVE YOU MISS HANNIGAN.

The fucking Winchester brothers.

Considering that boy bands were once known for forcing any homosexual members to hide their orientation to maintain their squeaky clean image and sell more posters to teen girls, this is a nice change.