Easy peas-y, just keep your wife in a separate tent, fuck her once a year or so, and tell her you and Trent are "just really close friends who are exploring the wonders of deep-tissue massage together".

But... why don't they just have the same story but make them be married already? Then they can have all the sex they want and it will already be Godly. Except you know.... no butt stuff.

INCUBATORS FOR ALL WOMEN WHO ARE PREGNANT.

That women should have a little respect for her Doctor, Her vaginal birth has a good chance of interfering with his golf game. Pregnant women are so selfish, they act like giving birth is all about them and their babies.

Exactly this. In India *almost* every sort of thing can be found covered with decorations - often neon and glittery - of Hindu religious iconography. Shirts? Yep. Puffy stickers for your scooter helmet? You bet. Pens? Got those too. Keychains? Plastic please! Do you want a dashboard or home ornament that is a…

Here is a nonexhaustive list of reasons why I choose to watch a TV show:

I'm not affianced, but over the course of the last several years I've mentally worked my way down from wanting The Beach Wedding to The Outdoor Wedding to The Courthouse Elopement.

Now I'm leaning towards The Common-Law Wedding.

Tip 1: don't hire out an expensive hotel to hold something like this.

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

I actually quite like the idea of those ones that have a tree planted on your grave. Seems much more useful than a headstone.

You really shouldn't be depending on emergency services for peace of mind.

Is Florida even real? Or is it a Christopher Guest movie?

Feel like competing for attention against Cumberbatch is a risky move.

He's lost her. He doesn't know it yet but he has. Game over dude.

The worst part of this entire shitfest of an article is at the end, when the author bemoans just how oh-so-unbearably unimportant they'd feel if they weren't connected to a celebrity in some way. Like, how fucking weak must your sense of self be to feel that way? And are we seriously supposed to feel sorry for this…

I think the author is about to get fired, so no need for her to quit.

"Truthers have no malicious intent on hurting any genuine victims." DOUBLESPEAK! I will translate: (we get to decide whether our actions are malicious, AND if victims are genuine)

How do you know he needs to be committed or that he "clearly needs" help? Why is it that, whenever someone does something terrible, people come out of the woodwork positing mental health issues? People with actual mental illness are not helped when you confound their very real medical condition with the general…

Huh. My immediate reaction was "yes, of course it is - it's very easy to avoid assaulting someone." I understand why people might read it in the context of rape culture/victim blaming, but I guess I am somewhat surprised that it's so problematic it must be taken down and not doubled down on as a "Yes, we mean it,…