ugh. I have to say, I’m really disappointed in Jezebel for thinking this is a story that needs to be told whether or not the victim wants it to be. Especially when it’s possible that the actual politician knew nothing about it.

GOOD. That right there is an awesome MOH plan. Except the bleeding. Skip that part and go right to the grabbing and kicking.

So, maybe I should be giving the Best Man and MOH blanket permission to stop any of this nonsense the day of. I can look like a gracious hostess who has good manners, and the MOH can remind the idiots about all of her martial arts training....

were you serious though? because that either IS worse than this or fucking hilarious.

Julia Roberts will always be my Tink.

The problem here is not Huckabee’s response; I actually rather liked it, because I agree that ones’ actions at 14 should not define you for life, even though they were clearly reprehensible. This is actually the type of Christian thinking that would have kept me in the church when I was younger.

It’s usually how an underlying case of OCD is exhibited symptomatically, so it’s possibly unique to wealthy countries, and possibly only for those with less tight-knit communities. Or at least more freedom for individuals to keep people out of their homes, so that the symptoms can grow without intervention at their…

Surviving cancer is terribly hard, heartbreaking, and constant battle. People who do it should certainly be respected. And if therapy animals make their lives easier, they should have access to all the domesticated, safe animals they can properly care for.

(“...He’s an awesome guy.”)

I was just about to post that those were my post-60 hair plans for the rest of my life!

THAT is a tradition I can get behind!

True, but that wouldn’t implicate psychological imbalance here, just poor judgement and a lack of respect for others’ boundaries.

Some people still think kink is a psychological problem, even when it’s safe, sane & consentual. These people are free to be wrong, as (thank god) the professional psychological community knows better (these days).

Ughhhh. I feel like people should enforce an age limit when they do both. Either ladies have to be over 18, or (if they realize it after a teenager has caught it) dudes have to be age-appropriate.

It’s SO creepy! It’s all one pageant.

I’m definitely going to make sure that song is played at my wedding, but no toss happens, because I want to troll all the ladies who think that’s their cue.

They actually kind of remind me of fetuses. Unfortunate.

That is the best thing ever!

New Idea:

And yet, this isn’t even close to the worst thing a US politician has admitted to or been accused of this year. This month, actually.