I lived with that yellow one for a week and I would very happily continue to live with one for the rest of my stupid life

Sounds like Cadillac has been listening to way too much marketing bullshit. Next thing you know, they’ll start pandering to #millenials.

“Our challenge is relevance.”

I have been a major critic of Mr. deNyserahaicnaodhfafhakfagflhagha, but the statement from Cadillac that their problem isn’t quality, but relevance, is so spot on that I might even pop in for an overpriced espresso. (of course one wonders how over priced espresso in Tribeca is going to help, but that would just be…

Donald Trump: They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.

“...that I hope will serve as a giant blinking warning sign to any future employer of his...

Typical Michael; so low-energy he can’t pick a side! Sad!

I wouldn’t have a TV if it weren’t for live sports—the national sports networks and my RSNs are literally all I watch. I wonder if it would make any financial sense to offer sports-only bundles, in which the networks can charge a higher fee but the overall package is less because there’s none of the non-sports…

For when the One Sports Network comes

You all have been knocking it out of the park lately - keep up the great work.

That moment when you realize your age would exclude you from writing for the feature...

Only the soulless could hate on slushies.

DriftStage. I backed them on Kickstarter.

I normally don’t purchase magazines, but the graphic designer in me finds those layouts and photos gorgeous. Is Autoweek always that nice looking?

That's true. But the $500 will help extend the life of your summer tires (saving money!), and potentially save you from the prohibitive cost of repair bills – assuming we all have "adequate" car insurance. If we're going the "Adequate Man" route, and your parents still want to buy you gifts for the holidays, winter…

You ignore Rule #1 just like so many others...

I have exactly one paid magazine subscription. Autoweek. I don't know how but my wife has a way of signing me up for free subscriptions because I work in the "industry" of auto repair.

My desire to hoon russian cars to oblivion is overwhelming.