He's got a few seminars to run at the local airport Hilton: How to get those mouthy broads in the front row to start shutting up.

@vodkanaut: As a child growing up in upstate NY in the 80's, I can say that yes, it's pretty close. There were some absolutely horrendous FT shooting teams when I was young ... and I'll always be scarred from Coleman's miss against Indiana. Always seemed to bite them in the ass at the wrong time, or against…

So how much injury time was added to the end of the match?

@NYSportsJerk: Also very applicable to Syracuse, such as the 2004 Champs Sports Bowl.

@CoachRobertFinstock: "And Mariotti loses with SQUADOOSH!"

@sweatingmullets: At least in defense of the NHL, a young girl died after she was hit by a puck.

Between him and the bat-wielding Boston vigilante from last week, MLB and Chevy are going to have a really tough time deciding on a winning video.

Beating up family off the field? Now that's a save K-Rod isn't going to blow.

@apd09: Well, we'd have to be talkin' bout one charmin' motherfuckin' racoon!

I tried an AutoSummarize at 10% for kicks and thought I'd turn out solid gold. Instead I got something that ... sort of makes coherent sense? :

"Rape Me" by Nirvana? That probably isn't what someone would want to sing to family members ... I mean, not in most parts of the country, right?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Issue one: Me in a scantily clad photo shoot? Eleanor Clift, your thoughts ... WRONG!

Suggestion for the next AutoSummarize feature post: Mel Gibson's voicemails?

I'm really looking forward to the Cal-Stanford game later in the fall when the Cal band will entertain us by marching to this jaunty little tune at halftime.

But did John Madden email anyone at Deadspin about this?

And another great moment in white history:

Well said David, I'm a huge Hawks fan and big fan of JR as well. I started following the Hawks when I was young and was 14 when they lost to the Pens in 1992. I was devastated to see JR go. Wish he could have won the cup back then ... I still have my JR #27 CCM jersey that I pull out now and then. The young JR we…

Yeah, but in the defense of the wife-beating husbands, the wives shouldn't have caused England to (inevitably) lose on penalties.

@Occam's Racer: My friend, that was played out three years ago when Tazer was a rookie.