*to someone who doesn't deadlift
FTFY

I bet I can deadlift more than him, though.

But can he run Crysis?

Duke Nukem Forever: the game that keeps on giving.

STOP THE BOAT!

No one pronounces it right anyway.

Holy shit, Marauder Shields was the last boss. I didn't even think of him that way until now, and I'm even sadder now that I realize this than before.

Yeah it would have been a much better last boss than Marauder Shields.

Worse news: It's still filled with the stench of disappointment and broken promises.

And where is the PC version? Come on... please...

Maybe they thought if they didn't specify "fictitious" that people would assume the J.K. in J.K. Rowling actually stood for "Newt Scamander" this whole time.

Why do people pluralize things they don't understand?

Actually he was bad again already in the Heisei-era films (1984-1995).

Innocent people died in hundreds of other significant events, yet we don't single out those days.

China wasn't the one attacked, so why should they be sensitive about it?

Yeah, and on the 6th and 9th of August no one in the US is allowed to have fun because that's when the atomic bombs were dropped over Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

I did pay for it. I spent probably upwards of $220 on the series over the five-year time span. That N7 Edition cost me $89 at release. Where did you get that I didn't?

MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILERS BELOW. VIEW AT OWN GUSTA.

Game: Mass Effect 3

Yeah, as soon as his "White Privilege" checks start arriving in the mail this should all be cleared up. Of course his mother’s whiteness didn’t keep her property from being confiscated. Oh, yeah and he was arrested. Wait! I know what might be the problem, the authorities have not realized he is white yet! That…

Wow, mocking gay giant love. I thought Kotaku was built on outrage over this sort of humor!