I think this is a better pairing for Vanellope.

wow i love blaziken hes like my favorite pokemon

Look up above you. Do you see that thing flying over your head? That's the joke you just missed :P

For my viewing pleasure.

We've got a picture of the mega stones.

Mega Mewtwo, or Mewgatwo? (see Megatu)

There also seem to be "Mega stones"

Did I say that it was small because he was Japanese? Assume much? Hurt much? or just Troll much?

Three dots in the ellipsis. Half-Life 3 confirmed.

Half-Life 3 is so good it makes the developers sweat.

Its in case you get repulsion gel on you.

Send a raven :D.

The Sonic Adventure 2 theme was pretty good too:

Almost any Final Fantasy game is a good choice.

Goddamn anything from Metal Gear Rising.

I thought that joke only made sense when people thought the government wasn't collecting data.

Always on. Always watching and listening and recording you.

MASTER CHIEF IS REAL! BLASPHEMY!

No thanks, I already have a god.

From now on, I will add at least six months to a publishers initial release date as the true release date.