Meanwhile, DC's attorney just killed a hooker by snapping her neck and is frantically driving around L.A. looking for a place to dump the body.

Just about everything between this moment and the one you posted is one long string of "F$@k yeahs".

yay! back to back days I get to use ATLA references in the open channel! Three entire seasons of television were building to this ONE MOMENT...and MAAAAAN did it pay off in a huge way...

When Eowyn kills the Witch King in Return of the King. I still get goosebumps and I've seen that scene about 1000 times.

I mean, we all cheered for this, right?

I took my dad to see The Avengers. When this scene happened, he literally stood up out of his seat and said YEAAAAAHH!!! and clapped.

"No. Not now. Not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eye teeth to end you! I swear it! I'm coming for all of you!"

Okay, I was WAAAAAAAAAAY too emotionally invested in The Avengers movie... Like, my friends made fun of me. A lot. So, this scene really, REALLY made me happy....

Well until Hot Rod screws it up.

The porn parody people must be pretty happy.

"Wow, Kinja User gorzilla, you sure got us! This article was planted here solely to push my evvvvilll political agenda about Hamas tunnels or something. Looks like we can't get away with such nonsense with eagle-eyed commenters like you around!"

-Lex Luthor, Owner of Gawker Media (Citation Needed)

Presumably politics you disagree with, or you wouldn't have brought it up.

It's also history, psychology, and military science.

I'm going to hazard a guess and say that the reason why people pluralize Lego is because not everyone goes online to read the Lego policy page. My guess is that people see Lego, and they think of a Lego block. Now if they have more then 1 Lego block they say Legos. Just like one apple = apple, but if someone…

Halfway through this article, the recap became more and more unbelievable to the point that I thought 'this must be a Rob Ricken article were he's just having some fun making stuff up, and then at the end he'll say that none of this actually happened'.

"Blue team's turret has been destroyed," ifyaknowwhatimean.

Love when you address POC and NonWestern Science Fiction and Fantasy.

I don't even swing that way and I nearly passed out looking up the image.)

Not quite sure where you got brainwashing from. The acupuncture helped her get to the root of her repressed feelings, then the fight with Suyin got them out. That's pretty much textbook psychotherapy.