I just went through my geneology PDF to see if I was distantly related to this fuck. I am. :(

I think this is a sign that Luigi, especially after having an entire year dedicated to him, has now acquired control over the entire universe.

If you want to troll without reading the post, just go ahead and troll without bothering with the block quotes.

Come on, Gene Kelly's obsession with long, disruptive ballet sequences was just out of fucking control in Brigadoon and everybody knows that.

There's no pitchforks here — I very deliberately tried to report the accusation, his denial, and the reaction online pretty straight rather than weighing in with my own opinion, because sometimes we just don't have enough info to make the call. I think it's worth calling attention to messy stories, in addition to the…

I went to Goucher with these two. They were a couple years behind me. Max and I had classes together but I found him wholly insufferable, as did many people.

Ultimately, Magz' decision to come out with her story is not about Max so much as the culture of silence around sexual assault and harassment at our alma mater…

I HATE WHEN I DONT KNOW MY FEELINGS ON THINGS

"The snide comments and casual racism here is just ridiculous."

"[Gamestop] getting involved at the time of game development "

Thank you for your attention to this, and your dedication. So many people are "tired of it", either because it's just not relevant to them—or maybe some rare few, because they're guilty of contributing to the problem. I do believe that change can happen for the better, and with people like you, sites like this,…

I personally felt Ezio gobbled up too much of a series that could have/should have been more about Desmond...But!

So who do you feel has left a legacy behind?

I... I kinda feel like this question is beside the point.

Just so long as Asianbot commits seppuku with Optimus beheading him afterwards. Then they can dump his cadaver next to Jazz's.

Troll post is extra trolly.

And that's coming from a Ronin with a sniper rifle, so you know it's legit ;)

Yep. So cool. I'll probably do a separate post for it tomorrow when it's on YouTube.

In the crazy alternate universe where this mod comes from, Half-Life has snow zombies. Also, instead of Alyx, there's a trash-talking robot buddy who looks like a dustbin with wheels on it. And there's penguins! You can see one in the screenshot. I think you're aiming a harpoon gun at it.

You know I'm bringin you twice the Half Lives and future penguins and like massive space dragons and fuckin cool shit you wish that crazy old knife-collectin gangsta at Valve had given you years ago.