99% of the people I know "disappear" at night. Either they're all Batman or I am.

I'm shocked it took 37 minutes for someone to post this.

You can be forgiven for thinking it was Transformers. I'm pretty sure that same type of joke is in every Transformer movie about 5x, as Shia Lapuff tries to explain Transformers to various people in an exasperated manner.

Now, if she'd told Whoopi they were anthropomorphic six-foot-tall dinosaurs...

they'd still have to be talking about something other than the 4 male turtles

I just went through my geneology PDF to see if I was distantly related to this fuck. I am. :(

I think this is a sign that Luigi, especially after having an entire year dedicated to him, has now acquired control over the entire universe.

If you want to troll without reading the post, just go ahead and troll without bothering with the block quotes.

Come on, Gene Kelly's obsession with long, disruptive ballet sequences was just out of fucking control in Brigadoon and everybody knows that.

There's no pitchforks here — I very deliberately tried to report the accusation, his denial, and the reaction online pretty straight rather than weighing in with my own opinion, because sometimes we just don't have enough info to make the call. I think it's worth calling attention to messy stories, in addition to the…

I went to Goucher with these two. They were a couple years behind me. Max and I had classes together but I found him wholly insufferable, as did many people.

Ultimately, Magz' decision to come out with her story is not about Max so much as the culture of silence around sexual assault and harassment at our alma mater…

I HATE WHEN I DONT KNOW MY FEELINGS ON THINGS

As an actual Joe Citizen who has been without insurance of any kind for years, I have to disagree with you. I am finally getting free health care and mental help that I have desperately needed and never been able to afford.

Observation:

Shhhhh go back to your bubble it's safe and guns and Fox News are bountiful there.

"upsetting trend" = "The implications of this science is at odds with my worldview."

Oh no! The liberals have taken over Io9 and are now forcing the blog to periodically post statistical and environmental science articles that deal with American politics. How can you possibly handle such an insidious agenda?

They did announce this ahead of time. Although Zip speaks truth - many articles of this type have appeared in the past, covering everything from favorite unique artist by state to abortion clinics by state, the tendency to have politicized science articles shouldn't be coming as a surprise to anyone.

I know! What the fuck is IO9 covering science?! Stick to Star Wars and cosplay and don't try to educate me!