Just so long as Asianbot commits seppuku with Optimus beheading him afterwards. Then they can dump his cadaver next to Jazz's.

Troll post is extra trolly.

And that's coming from a Ronin with a sniper rifle, so you know it's legit ;)

Yep. So cool. I'll probably do a separate post for it tomorrow when it's on YouTube.

More importantly, where's the Hound?

Tina has explicitly requested a gif of the Stark pugs running, so here it is.

In the crazy alternate universe where this mod comes from, Half-Life has snow zombies. Also, instead of Alyx, there's a trash-talking robot buddy who looks like a dustbin with wheels on it. And there's penguins! You can see one in the screenshot. I think you're aiming a harpoon gun at it.

You know I'm bringin you twice the Half Lives and future penguins and like massive space dragons and fuckin cool shit you wish that crazy old knife-collectin gangsta at Valve had given you years ago.

is the robot supposed to sound like a minstrel show stereotype?

I was at Sears like 3 months ago, and walking though I saw this...

Do you know what ole Jack has to say about this game?

........................I'll play it. Fuck it, let's do it!

There is at least a terabyte and a half of scout/spy porn on the net. I don't even have to see any of it to know that.

Playable Miss Pauling. Make it happen, Valve!

SEDUCE ME.

and the Lone Ranger

All of my picks for this question that were box office bombs (Speed Racer, Scott Pilgrim, John Carter, etc.) have been picked, so instead here's a movie that barely made a profit that should have instead been a smash hit. Imagine it coming out now and reviving the epic movie fantasy with a lighter, more accessible…

You make this now with computer animation? They won't be able to print money fast enough. It was just released at the decline of the old style. The second best Superman movie ever made.

LOL no.

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