Just so long as Asianbot commits seppuku with Optimus beheading him afterwards. Then they can dump his cadaver next to Jazz's.

Troll post is extra trolly.

And that's coming from a Ronin with a sniper rifle, so you know it's legit ;)

Yep. So cool. I'll probably do a separate post for it tomorrow when it's on YouTube.

More importantly, where's the Hound?

Tina has explicitly requested a gif of the Stark pugs running, so here it is.

In the crazy alternate universe where this mod comes from, Half-Life has snow zombies. Also, instead of Alyx, there's a trash-talking robot buddy who looks like a dustbin with wheels on it. And there's penguins! You can see one in the screenshot. I think you're aiming a harpoon gun at it.

You know I'm bringin you twice the Half Lives and future penguins and like massive space dragons and fuckin cool shit you wish that crazy old knife-collectin gangsta at Valve had given you years ago.

is the robot supposed to sound like a minstrel show stereotype?

I was at Sears like 3 months ago, and walking though I saw this...

Do you know what ole Jack has to say about this game?

........................I'll play it. Fuck it, let's do it!

They may not have been able to get the voice actors to record any lines.

There is at least a terabyte and a half of scout/spy porn on the net. I don't even have to see any of it to know that.

For me it was "This, is a bucket"

Playable Miss Pauling. Make it happen, Valve!

SEDUCE ME.

HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED.

Already the mystery has begun. In the subtitles there are numbers, specifically at the 6min mark 0:06:00.113, 1193:02:47.295

The man, like so many others in the US, has a really bad understanding of free speech and people's rights. Yes, Donald Sterling absolutely has the right to be an old racist in his home. That's why he's allowed to be one and isn't dragged off to prison. However, that does not make him immune from criticism or…