MIKE

DAT KEITH DAVID VOICE

Ha.

THIS PICTURE MAKES ME SO SAD

Look I'm going to give you a free pass because you've apparently named yourself after an Autobot and have adapted the racist/psychopathic qualities they possess in these new movies.

Please for the love of all that is holy you did not tell me Samurai speak in Haiku all the time and call their leaders 'Sensei.'

Excuse me I have a polearm over my mantle please correct your stereotypes sir. *pushes glasses up nose*

Yes, because that's what Super Arppis decided to bring up.

Yeah, for sure, I did characters who mess with wordplay, (the original G1 movie had loads of characters who stand out for that), I just...you know. Things string together. >.>

.....did my 'blinders' miss the part where his parents are autobots?

"There is currently no text in this page."

I mean if that was his ONLY shtick I might buy in.

No...it's communication. The autobots aren't blank slates, these personalities supposedly existed back on Cybertron.

(Also the mild hypocrisy is something I am aware of. >.>)

That is Nathan Fillion with a Halo sniper rifle sir and that is unrelated to the name. >.>

Funny how it's the 'not white' cultures that they decide to 'imitate.'

This is a movie that has a Ken Watanabe-voiced autobot who calls Optimus Prime 'sensei,' is named 'Drift,' and speaks in Haiku.

That is not awesome. That is dumb and racist. (In a fashion of racism not contained in hatred, but a fashion of racism that reduces ethnicities to stereotypes)

I have minimal problem swith MGS. Zero. It's goofy. It's fun. It's crazy. Quiet is creepy as fuck. The rape stuff is creepy as fuck. But this???

I think Dostoevsky was where I lost it. >.>