Hopefully she's as happy as we are to see this photo:

Tell me something that's more browncoatish than staying alive and thriving long after the monolithic bad guys stomped your face into the dust.

Oh hey look they learned that if you cut these movies to look like they're fun instead of dour and serious it's like 10x more engaging.

Uncancelling isn't winning. Winning is not letting cancellation kill our love for the show, and still letting it spread and grow long past the show's air date.

Guys, we did it. We won.

I feel guilty for clicking on this.

...is this satire? I can't tell if this is satire.

Is this real, or did someone CGI that to look like a skull???

Huh! I dug the political thriller stuff, but I totally agree the story-through-action beats were far stronger.

This also helps me nugget my way around the strongest idea of the film, which is that it's a superhero film without an identity crisis at the core of it. Even Cap 1, with its light arc, still had to get Steve…

Huh. Apology accepted. Thanks for that mate.

Broadly, my point is to shut the fuck up about how human beings can't possibly live up to the ideals of science and realize that most of this so-called statistical minutae constitutes that very general living advice that most human beings gravitate toward in some capacity anyway, and acts as a valuable resource for…

Wake up. Go for a run. Kick ass at work. Party or create in the evenings. Hike frequently on weekends. Fit the gym in somewhere in there if you're so inclined. Eat smart.

There, the recipe to 'diet and exercise' and enjoying the hell out of life.

*breathes heavily*

Acceptable.

"Like, having his wife and child murdered and then being turned into an undead being kind of issues."

*gives you the highest of fives*

CinemaSins can please go away because 90% of their critique completely misses the point of both film criticism and actual film production.

ALL SHALL FALL.

The only counter-argument I have to offer is an argument that the 'slave count' serves less as a 'purchasing' incentive and more as a barrier to main quest activities unless you go out of your way to target and free slave plantations. It's hypothetically possible to breeze through any Assassin's Creed game without…

This post is educational, wonderful, and exactly what I was hoping people would reply with to counter my mild midnight idiocy.