I love everything about this.

My reaction:

Is it? Bastion hands you weapons almost literally the same way Mass Effect 2 hands you teammates. And I can't think of a single weapon that feels the same compared to another one, since they have major differences in range, timing, and how they impact your movement.

Ah are you kidding! Every level giving you a new weapon gives you the opportunity to try out new weapon combinations that always change up your gameplay. And the three major enemy shifts from the first, second, and third parts of the game also demand you change combinations.

Bastion's one of three games I'll label as a 'perfect video game,' and be dead serious about it.

F2P Dark Souls?

Awesome short, but...how is this Titanfall related?

The neighbor had the PS2. We had the N64.

There we go. good thing I never played it. >.>

Hey, I still have a Beast Machines Cheetor on my desk...

Image is broken. =(

And who knows? If Transformers: Verb of the Adjective Noun takes off, it could lead to more universe-hopping. Let's get some Beast Wars up in this business.

OH GOD I WANT THIS SO BAD but wait why the hell does the lady avatar have everything covered but her breasts that seems a little impractical.

A friend of mine quit the gaming industry because of all the sexual harassment she got at work, and dumped her Xbox 360 because of all the harassment on Xbox Live.

Yeah because Gay people weren't invented until the 20th century.

Or as Gus put it on Psych recently, "what, Black people weren't invented yet?"

Or a mercenary, or a prince, or a mixed child, or whatever the hell you want because it's fiction and apparently only Assassin's Creed needs to directly replicate historical events. :p

I call these folks idiots not for their "arguments" - the game takes place in a small area of medieval Bohemia, so there are good odds everyone would have been white anyway - but because of their hair-trigger hostility, and the extent with which they feel entitled to lash out and threaten others.

Anyone else remember Gunmetal?