Also why is Hermes not here.

CRYING BECAUSE IT ENDS TONIGHT.

1. Only female we've seen so far. 2. Dressed for sexuality in the battlefield, not combat, unlike everyone else. 3. LITERALLY CAN'T SPEAK.

Nah, I get that, I just don't know if he's accomplished that here.

Ya know...at least he's honest?

"Dwelleth"

This has been beautiful.

Don't you worry don't come undone!

Cuz one early morning bout zero-five!

Don't cry for me don't shed no tear!

When I die please bury me deep!

Helljumper Helljumper where ya been?

"the scariest thing to come out of Russia since Baba Yaga's chicken leg house" —The quote that won the internet for me today.

Eh, I mean, my Mom's done it this tipping-as-power thing, but she's definitely playing into traditional power holding bullshit so I don't see it as a major violation of the trend.

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I don't know what will annoy me more. Watching this video, or watching the 12 minute long counter argument videos made in response to it. All in the name of a "discussion."

"Press Sneak Fucks" will now be my new favorite way to describe game journalists (Love you guys!) =D

So, uh, you didn't include them on the Modern Warfare engine....why?

"...our pricing for these games is competitive"

OH MY GLOB THIS IS THE BEST.