Seems to me if you wanted to avoid spoilers, you shoulda stayed off a SPORTS website. Contributory negligence, brah.

Oliver wasn't falling for anything. Can't say the same for Januzaj and Di Maria.

with some incident or another involving the London club's fans seeming to pop off every season.

"It's hard to tell if Woodbury is doing this maliciously"

Dakich keeps turning down jobs like I keep turning down supermodels.

Sounds like someone scored in the five-hole.

emergency oral surgery = wisdom tooth removed. come on, we all know that dramatic wording.

Miko: This is like putting these players through 2 car crashes a week! They don't care about the players, they care about the money!

you could probably make a compelling argument for a lot of the issues she highlights in her tweets.

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

Pretty soon that van'll be down by the rrrriveerrrrr....and they'll have a nice new neighbor who will surely motivate them to give up the sauce.

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

The happiest team about all of this nonsense? The Colts. No one's talking about how badly they shit the bed Sunday night, or how timidly and poorly Pagano coached them.

No one does really.

I understand their reasoning, but I don't believe this is for the overall good for the MLS. Sure the big name signings are great, but I don't think it gives teams a fair chance. I'd go to more Chicago Fire games if they weren't terrible. What's the last "big" signing Chicago had allocated to them? McGee came from the…

Agreed. Alum here as well. I thought taking away the victories was a little ridiculous and even the scholarships/bowl bans. This is gross though and lets windowlickers like Jay Paterno puff out their chests and smugly exclaim how they were right all along and JoePa is vindicated and blah blah blah. God damnit Nittany.

And during the game, they'll be taking rhythmic slap shots.

Still, the Bears aren't the worst landing spot.