Lemon scented Pledges?

Pretty cool that they got Nosferatu to wear flannel for some reason.

"A few times when he was 4, 5, 6, 7 years old, he was sad whenever the Bears would lose. He would sob and say, "My life is over. The Bears ruined my life."

Let's be fair. Kroenke needs more money for Arsenal to not spend.

Dear Stan, I wrote you but you still ain't called/

Dear former hometown: The Rams are gone. It's been effectively over for a while now. You had two choices: Get fucked by the NFL and blackmailed into financing a new stadium, or watch the team that to be fair, probably shouldn't have left LA return to LA. (Attendance history was not that bad, Georgia was a crazy lady,…

Word is that negotiations will stall like this until April, as L.A. representatives will not arrive to the bargaining table until the second quarter.

Just this once, I'd love to see St Louis, Oakland, and San Diego all tell their NFL teams to get fucked when it comes to asking for publicly-funded venues at the exact same time, just to see what happens. It's not like all three of them can move to LA simultaneously.

How many votes did being a peckerhead cost him?

However for the case of New England -there were only two teams who had space/money for Jones as a DP, and even then it is a stretch to call him a *true* marketable star the likes of Gerrard/Henry/Donovan. The reaalllly big names go where MLS wants them at the moment, which is a huge drawback for the league in my…

This is why the MLS is garbage. This exact thing right here. I'd maybe even watch it if it wasn't such a fucking setup to maintain their favored clubs. Why would I go to a DC United game when I know they don't have a CHANCE of landing someone like this at any point?

I really don't think Americans would go wild for a Liverpudlian import.

The only way it would level the playing field is if the allocation process didn't (a) have so many loopholes or (b) get completely thrown out the window every time the league wanted LA/NY/Sea to get stronger*.

Simple and sarcastic. Really the only way to respond to MLS's practice of playing favorites without having your head explode. Although I'm still trying to unwrap how it was that Bradley wound up in Toronto.

Good, its about time LA finally got a star player.

Wait, didn't you already do a post about shitbarf guy?

I'm on the fence about Goodell as a hall of famer. He lacks the quiet dignity that shitbarf guy has in spades.

This needs many more stars than I can give it! Also:

This comment is not getting the love it deserves.

Taking the Amtrak in to Union Station is equally as ridiculous. I ride into the city on the Hiawatha line on a pretty regular basis and it STILL takes me roughly 10-15 minutes to figure out how to get up to street level. Several times I have seriously considered just giving up any hope of escape and resigning to live…