RonZookonRedBull
RonZookonRedBull
RonZookonRedBull

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.

the undying devotion of millions of people who pump ungodly sums of money into their garbage-ass team

Finally he shoots something else off!

Well, I guess now we'll find out if that human growth hormone really works.

I don't see how this is possible. My understanding was that he had given it to MLB long ago.

How exactly is that self-righteous? There's a time and a place for fucking with the Cardinals and I'd say right now ain't it.

Shut the fuck up kid

Hopefully, there won't be one fucking "the right way" comment, and I'm not even a Cards fan. Be decent human beings. So much potential gone at such a young age. Condolences to his family and friends.

rip oscar. PLEASE, no jokes about dying the right way.

Rest In Peace, Kid. Very sad day.

Not often you see something like this...you know, a woman in bed with a Notre Dame football player under her own volition.

Good question, Jean-Paul Sarte.

So Skip Bayless is safe as long as Ebola is only transmitted by shit going INTO someone's mouth.

Damn, man, this whole "don't eat shit in New York" thing is gonna be hell on Guy's American Kitchen & Bar.

If that shitbag Garber gets Jurgen fired we riot. Jurgen is bringing America onto football's main stage. These changes are necessary to continue that progression. These stubborn heads need to realize that Americans can not master the sport with their assbackward approach. Or, fire Jurgen and go back to Bob Bradley so

you give him too much credit. This guy knows what he said.

She was forced to cut them because there were too many volunteers.

Holy shit, they were booing a shitty play?!? Those assholes!!!!

Does it make me a bad person if I chuckle quietly to myself whenever the Cardinals conjure yet another impossible postseason win 'cause I know it'll make Deadspin staff die a little bit on the inside? And maybe chuckle some more knowing I'm not the only one who does?

Screw you Tom- that was the best interpretation Twelve Angry Men I've ever seen.