Know what else is corny? Having the name Aubrey and being an alumni of a bad Canadian tween show.

I miss the old days of rap feuds, unfortunately in those days, people actually ended up dead.

I can't believe Junior Lake is only 60% water.

Maybe Mike North knows...

Guess that they will have to retire the "Who Ya Crappin'?" segment

As Editor-in-Chief of Deadspin, I assume you have built up a respectable pedigree in your field and have the highest standards.

I don't think IU rejected the invitation because they felt they were too good to play in the CBI. Rather, it was because their coach was too catatonic to continue coaching this season.

Better than when he does a Duke game, where he tweets the same old song

I'm fine with the nude from the waist down part, but no way am I wearing a cubs jersey

In trying to determine who drew a dick on their new mascot, the team immediately ruled out ex-manager Dusty Baker, as that would require him to use his pen.

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

"I'm disappointed at some of the unfortunate images that went from negative to despicable."

When you've employed Milton Bradley, Carlos Zambrano and Starlin Castro, big dicks hardly even register as unfortunate, let alone negative or despicable.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

This is pretty short-sighted by Campbell though, in an era where sporting events are recorded from many angles in HD. Exaggerating fouls in the box is *kind of* understood as part of the game.

Look, I know that a lot of you are going to try to use this as an example of why soccer is stupid, or lame, or that everyone dives and they're all a bunch of fags, or whatever. But, come one, it's low-hanging fruit; don't be the moron that tries to do that. It's pathetic really.

The USMNT has issued the following statement:

I never knew Russell Brand was a Costa Rican fan.

[gets stomped to death by the hooves of dozens of stampeding bulls]