All you shmucks making a case for this thing are missing the point.

Something about his face sets off my “scammer” alarms.  Maybe the fake smile with dead eyes?

But in reality the car i own now that id drive to 250k is my Alltrack, that im steadily modifying to be even more fun. reliable enough if taken care of, and lots of fun when modded.

Wow can’t believe this list didnt mention one of the best weird car keys of all time, the credit card key that Mercedes and Mazda used to be put in your wallet

Well now I’m just getting curious about how the various Porsches would actually perform in this test. Someone send me *all the Porsches* and I’ll do all the testing on my end. Because I’m just a stand-up guy like that.

Can we even call it reporting?

Brad has proven time and time again to not understand what he writes about.  

Dude, you gotta stop trying to report on shit you don’t understand.  

You got this one wrong, just edit the article.

No.

I was thinking it looked much more like a Porsche Taycan EV, but without the weird droopy eyes

The word “clone” does not mean what you think it means.

Anyone else have the strong impression that this was only “necessary” in that somebody wanted to play with their military-esque toys? This driver wasn’t going anywhere, and the truck was surrounded by SWAT, presumably armed to the teeth. They seriously couldn’t come up with a better idea to get the driver out of the…

I can only imagine the room you’re sitting in as you type this. I can imagine the smell, considering my family had several nasty hoarders. You know you can do better, but you refuse to. You think it’s good enough, and that you’re focusing on the more important stuff, like DC-area pizza basements.

1st: Unions brought us weekends...

1) People clearly do. High real estate prices = high demand. If it sucked as bad as you said, no one would want to live there and prices would be low.

You didn’t “fix” anything. The last set of batteries has lasted 900,000 miles, meaning that on a 1.2 million miles, there is 300,000 miles for the rest of the battery swaps to have taken place. And there’s a difference between km and statutory miles. When I said 300k miles, I talked about miles.

No shit.

Don’t forget that this was at the same time that Quibi raised $1.9 billion in investment.

Given that some Tesla buyers paid $15k for imaginary FSD, paying just over half that and actually getting something doesn’t seem like such a bad deal.