“...the more I wish the alphanumerics stuck around”

Trump and other insane dipshits certainly caused my alcohol intake to increase since 2017.

I feel you. I see photos of myself from just a few years ago and oh goodness the youthful happiness. Where did it all go? I was in my 30s then still too, but damn I feel and look like a haggard zombie in comparison now!

My God. Looking at Mike then and Mike now is like looking in a fucking mirror. And it doesn’t make me feel better about myself at all. 2015 Mike was so young, and chipper, and full of optimism. 2021 Mike looks like he’s been through a pandemic with a kid or two and is just trying to survive. He’s lived through a Trump…

those 90s SCs hit me in a real tender place. my old boss had one when i was a kid and had me drive it to get gas or something. it was so NICE to drive.

Jesus, who beat your dog this morning?

Hoarding (trash/pets/curios/wealth) is a disease. Normal people don’t get a billion dollars and then wonder why they don’t have 2 billion.

The dude wildly manipulates the stock market without consequence. Martha Stewart went to prison for less, and she’s a rich white lady.

Yet another reminder that we need to Eat The Rich instead of idolizing them

It’s brave of you to admit that you have a terrible sense of humor

What’s wrong is that this is what the Jalopnik commentariat has devolved into. We all used to be car fans but now all we do is bitch every time a company brings back an old concept because we think it can’t possibly recapture the magic we remember seeing through the rose-colored lenses of our youth. Not that it…

Would you prefer an option for a paid subscription with an ad-free experience?

Same thing on my work laptop. It gets so bad sometimes that I actually do real work. REAL WORK!!!!!

These fucking adds have to stop. Half my phone screen occupied by bullshit adds. Literally, I can’t even see what I’m typing right now because the upper fucking half is add and the bottom is my keyboard. Getting to be useless on a phone.sometimes less is more. And fuck these adds.

I love it when Torchinsky starts drinking first thing in the morning.

you know what production means meathead. production car that passes smog at the time it was built.

The filthy rich and their spawn are not “able to learn and be a better person.” They have been taught their entire lifetime that us poors are nothing of import. We are disposable. We are trash. They think in terms like “I can kill as many people as I like by poisoning their environment and only pay a small fine,” or,…

I didn’t realize the Secretary of Transportation was directly responsible for offloading cargo.

I guarantee it is going to sell really well among people who make their living on YouTube.

So is a heart attack.