Fuck Little Debbie. If you’re gonna market something called ‘Cosmic Brownies’ you have to do better than ‘colorful candy coated chocolate pieces’ as the featured ingredient.

But man, have you ever thought, like, why do the leaves fall in October? It’s like, winter is coming, trees! Keep your clothes on!

And invest heavily in Nabisco, Little Debbie and Hostess.

So much yes....!

Henry Cavill could also just be someone who is really pretty but dumb as a box of rocks.

Christopher Reeve grew up in Princeton (went to PDS with a couple people I know) and his mom edited the local paper. He was a good dude.

RDJ has been babbling word salad for years. When he’s off script he doesn’t make any sense at all. I think that’s why they stick him in the back as much as they can with a firm “Now, you STAY THERE” during press junkets.

Linda Cardellini (who I do, on at least some level, recognize is a distinct person from Lindsay Weir) played Jeremy Renner’s wife in the latest Avengers movie.

The Chris Trinity is flawless

Evans, Pratt, Hemsworth aka the Holy Trinity.

came in here to add that Vic is actually the worst and I am still traumatized from watching him do a tamaki line about tea from Ouran with a 10 year old girl during a panel.

No, I think he succeeded well in that role. He was pretty great in SnowPiercer and Push too (Although Snowpiercer ruined my world view of him. First time I’ve heard him utter the F word.)

Ever the Boy Scout. He wasn’t a terrible Johnny Storm, either.

I find a lot of characters are easier to deal with if I pretend they are played by Nathan Fillion.

And, oddly, he totally nailed it.

I’m convinced it’s going to be Bucky. And that it’s happening in the next movie. And that Cap and Iron Man will both be killed off. It will be easier on my heart to go in expecting to be devastated (I also went into the series finale of Breaking Bad assuming everyone but Holly was going to be killed), and then there…

I don’t think you can use a con appearance as a measuring stick either. For example, let’s take anime voice actor Vic Mignogna. I know he’s no where near the level of fame of even Jeremy here, but as far as anime VA go, he’s right up near the top. I’ve been to a lot of his panels at various cons and he’s nothing but…

Oh it will be. I say this as a total DC stan- this movie will be fucking awful. And the suicide squad coming up will be horrible as well. The only reason I’m even giving it a shot at this point is because I’m hoping somewhere down the line in this messy franchise we might get Solomon Grundy and Cheetara on the big…

Anyone else get the feeling that this movie is going to be more of a hot mess than Fantastic Four (any of them)?