If that’s what the NX is, I’d be all for Pokemon on it. I don’t want it on the wii u though.

No thanks. It’s way easier to grind, collect, and breed Pokemon on a portable platform that you can use on the go.

C’mon. You know it was much worse then with all the chromium foil hologram polybagged bullshit.

They are not moving the plane, they are laying on hands as they conduct the traditional invocation to the Flight Gods before launching any particular plane off of a particular carrier for the first time. “Alla walla zoom zoom!” they cry three times. Only then is the plane released for launch.

Obviously PTSD. He saw number #94 diving after the ball and checked out.

I’m tired of slave movies, too. We only get kudos when presenting a racial struggle. It’s frustrating. I loved the movie Creed— Ryan Coogler presented a thoughtful, nuanced, beautifully made picture, and the weakest thing about it was Sylvester Stallone as Rocky. I can’t stand blood sport . . . and yet I was…

Not Your Father’s Root Beer has a couple options. The standard in the bottle is 4.9% (or 5.4%?) ABV. They’ve also got a 9.5% ABV and a 19.5% ABV. The place I had the 19.5% was selling it on draft in a 22oz stein. It tasted like root beer flavored whiskey (product of the fermentation process). It’s mighty tasty and at…

Have you ever ranked or reviewed any of the hard root beers? Man, that is some dangerous goodness right there. Mission makes one that’s like 8 percent! (Fortunately, it tastes sort of awful.) Not Your Father’s Root Beer is my favorite so far.

They’ve apparently never heard of the Streisand Effect.

The only thing worse than Seattle’s use of “12th man” is Texas A&M making a very commonly expressed phrase proprietary.

You................sound like...............a.................very...............................miserable...........................human......................being.

So your arbiter of which animals deserve to live is based on their usefulness to humans? Hey, your grandma has outlived her usefulness, let’s add her to this list, ok?

Satan is actually super cool with nature. This dude is just your run-of-the-mill twat

Right... gassing.

Calm down there, Satan.

My first thought was that it was the Seahawks really doing a solid for the Cardinals. And as a bitter Packers fan, I don’t go out of my way to say nice things about the Seahawks.

Watch the flood of comments decrying the Seahawks for being ‘sore losers’ or some such bullshit, rather than the fact that they took the time to specifically contact a division rival to warn them about the shitty turf and inform them what solution worked for them.

Michelob Ultra is a premium beer eh? Millennial's officially suck.

It always sucks when a player gets blamed for a loss in the final seconds of a game as if the first 59 minutes didn’t matter. I know that it’s his job to kick routine field goals at a high percentage rate, but it’s also the job of the offense to score more than exactly 0 points throughout the rest of the game.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.