The Dave Matthews thing is definitely true. I’ve known this for years, since I first heard about it somewhere credible (can’t remember who or when) and years ago, while a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, he opened his appearance talking about human excrement. Leno had to steer him away from the topic twice,…

I'm just mad mediocre claptrap like The Office is considered genius. (To be fair, Extras was more creative and genuinely well structured).

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE explain to me how the fuck Eric Northman can burn up in the sunshine at the South Pole at the end of last season and yet somehow become an entrepreneur this season??? Also, the scene at the NYSE neglected to focus on the real vampires who run the place daily.

Kim Kardashian loves 15 year old girls too! Although she would prefer they would be between 8 and 14 to be maximized as slave labor for her shitty clothing line.

Your piece of shit Cheney made it all possible in the first place and there is a very reasonable argument to be made he was in fact the project manager for 9/11

What the goddamn fuck do you think is going to happen in Los Angeles and dozens of other cities later today??? If there were a timeline this powder keg could be defused from becoming a national emergency, it's almost certainly gone now. All because one redneck piece of shit corrupt police chief wants to protect…

that piece of shit Cheney has the first hard on he's had since 9/11 over this.

scumbag police of shit police chief ran the war on drugs for St Louis County until taking the police chief job. This whole thing is obviously about protecting one of his murderous racist asshole buddies. It could end up that both the shooter and the piece of shit chief are prosecuted, there is clear abuse of power and…

one huge lesson, not just in this film, but others with huge success, that should terrify stars and their agents: you don't need a star to headline a successful film.

BRAND NEW AT COMIC-CON FOR 2014!!! THE SAN DIEGO POLICE DETECTIVES VIDEO GAME!!! You arrive at the mansion of Pharmaceutical Tycoon Jonah Shacknai. There, hanging from the second floor railing, you discover a young Asian girl. She is completely naked, hanging upside down, and her wrists and ankles are bound. A t shirt…

The San Diego Police Detectives Video Game. You arrive at the mansion of Pharmaceutical tycoon Jonah Shacknai and discover the body of a young, nude Asian girl hanging upside down from the railing. Her ankles and wrists are bound, and a t shirt is shoved in her mouth. Then you rule the death a suicide.

The Jeff Bezos video game. You pressure suppliers into selling you items at a deep discount, then sometimes "forget" to pay them. If they don't agree, you contract with counterfeiters who sell their items as the name brand on websites throughout your store you know are selling shoddy merchandise, and ripping off…

you don't want to die at comic con ( or maybe you do, considering how many useless losers the event attracts) since the fucking asshole incompetent shithead corrupt San Diego detectives will label your death a suicide of you're discovered hanging upside down with your ankles and wrists bound and a t-shirt shoved in…

reason no. 14 to ride Melman Bus Lines - most of out drivers hold valid drivers licenses and are over 17.

I don't think it has a huge budget. His jokes can be funny when they hit the mark, they don't always do that. Guests are very uneven, there isn't a lot of room for first rate guests with all the other bookings in New York. Budget is an underperformer, banter with Fred often revolves around ridiculous egotistical lies…

something that made Philip Knight look positive? You really need a first rate fiction writer for that...

Fuck Nike. If Phillip Knight can live with seven year old kids making their shoes, then he can live with this. In fact, a guest on Seth Meyers said that very thing about meeting a guy from Nike just this week on the show.

good fucking luck you cunt. Like the time you tried to sue Pitbull for using your name in a song, this ain't going nowhere. Talentless sack of shit.

this article is so fucking pointless I had to double check and make sure I hadn't stumbled into the CNN website by mistake.

Good. The last thing Americans need is another mindless sport to spend countless hours on, when most Americans are too out of shape to even begun to play it, due to the shit corporations pass off as food to most of us, and spending untold billions in public funds on assholes like Philip Anschutz for new stadiums,…