Enter Bill Simmons.

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

He must’ve been drinking some coarse grinds to get all that grit

war boy with hair

Meanwhile, Abby Wambach is completely ignored AGAIN because she isn’t, shall we say......marketable?

Timely.

gif party?

Doesn’t he have a metal plate in his head? Maybe he can blame it on that.

Contract not being renewed =/= being fired immediately.

I pick Grantland as a prime Ewing Theory candidate.

Sources: Jason Whitlock named editor of White Grantland.

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EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT snoop-a-loop

Normally after I sit through 30 seconds of bad acting I’m awarded with some hardcore fucking at least.

In other news, I’ve changed my name to Bison Dele.

My favorite was actually the original 1983 arcade game. It was (And still is) a great, great game.

The Passion of the Christ

I was told there would be a giant dolphin flying through the air, urinating on an office building in Bristol. I DEMAND A REFUND.