Well now that blowjob is just completely embarrassing.

A Marla Maples reference? You had me at hello.

"ohyeahbabyworkit"

Baron Davis Is Turning Into Rick Ross Right Before Our Eyes

Hannah Storm : Rainn Wilson

Leather: Whatever actress played her once already on Las Vegas.

YOU'RE ON CNN! THE SHOW THAT LEADS INTO MINE IS PUPPETS MAKING CRANK PHONE CALLS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????

Kid: AHHH MY NECK, MY BACK, AHHHHH!!!.... Wait, he doesn't have insurance?!

Perhaps their financial peril will come back around full circle...

Keep your chin up, man. That almost landed.

"Orange you glad you came here?"

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Duh, he was playing 5 on 4 Kevin!

"I've clearly learned my lesson," Mr. Blank continued. "From now on, I will ensure that Roger Goodell is invited to my home the night before games more often, and then we can avoid these sorts of enforcement actions going forward."

I assume he was "up for whatever."

Anthony still can't believe that the DC police allow prostitutes to be cops.

$80 is what they charge you to get a hand job in the men's room at the airport.

This is why Rush Limbaugh likes to weigh himself on cold days