Look, we all know this story is a mess in theme, logic, conclusion, construction, justic, and you name it. Most of us clicked hoping for pithy references to the Wire in the comments. Stop picking low hanging fruit on why this story sucks and get to work.

Unless they are $7 each, 3.14 tickets would be cheaper than $25 on games. I think you are looking for another numeric symbol there.

I was looking forward to this but didn’t know about the cast. With a great and popular topic and money in the film, you would think the cast would be a lot better. The movie needs Will Smith to submit a great acting performce to prevent this from being a over inflated movie of the week, and the odds of that aren’t…

They also found this exchange:

He discovered the Primus song is Wyonoa’s Big Brown Beaver, no Winona?

The changed occurred because of the movies / shows that started in 1965. The version of Snoopy you contend killed the Peanuts comic strip launched the popularity of character into a pop culture icon based upon those shows. The movies are kids shows and kids like snoopy and the parts you find simple. So pretty sure he…

He’s not saying it well, because he’s not that bright or any good at taking fire, but not advocating in the press while you pay someone to conduct an “investigation” that you would like to pass off as “independent” is defensible. Of course, that’s not what they were doing. Pats were called on this by teams informally,…

He played college ball with Keith Van Horn!

I get that KJ is an asshole, but what does that have to do with cartoons of Wesley Snipes?

The Spurs will pay 26 year old Jimmer the minimum for between 1 and 24 months to see if they can develop him into a poor man’s Marco Belinelli.

I kinda wish ESPN had a webpage where they covered the Deadspin staffing moves. I’ve lost track. While the writing and tone would suck (because its ESPN), the irony would help counter balance some of that.

If his daughter hit that well, she’d still be on the team.

Dear Chargers,

At this pace, Nate Silver should start packing up the shit in his office.

I don’t listen to Mike Francesa, but thanks to Deadspin I’ve learned that Grant Napear is doing an even worse and lazier Mike Francesa impression in Sacramento.

To be fair, the folks getting screwed by KJ were over 18 ... which is progress.

This is a summary that downplays the rare non-freeway exception that (could) exist in CA. If you go to the statues, you will see that on a freeway with a posted limit of 65 or 70, you can’t exceed the maxim speed on the ground that it would have been unsafe to go the speed limit ... but on non-freeways there is a…

Can you imagine how pissed Bill Simmons was after he watched an ESPN employee appear on Bill Mahar and talk this mess? Bill got fired for making a couple of mild digs at the NFL comish on Dan Patrick and he couldn't interview Obama. Plus, the last time ESPN hired a republican talking head that turned out super well.