Yeah, Russert was not nearly the cutthroat that people now seem to think he was. I remember him softpedaling the shit out of any number of politicians back then, even though every once in a while he would actually push back at someone. He just shines by comparison to his successor.

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

Yeah but couldn’t you specifically just force choke them until you got the price you want?

incelwaffen

You just done paid for site operation for a month with the incelwaffen hate clicks this is gonna generate.

I’m surprised they allowed the brunette in.  Seems pretty pretty reckless to allow a non-blonde into the scene here.

Factoring in the $1400 quote for the timing belt, we are assessing that a quarter million mile 1.8t Passat wagon is worth $2600. Is it worth that much? Probably. The clutch would be another grand separately, but you could probably get a deal if it’s all done at the same time.

Only Himalayan Salt 

No, that would violate medical privacy laws

Oh, white people and their beige houses. Is there anything they can’t do?

Why is everything white?

The REAL change is the number of ‘Gram followers she has that (apparently) give a shit about every. fucking. thing. she does?

And since they’re re-running the same GMC commercial from last year, this means they bought each other THE EXACT SAME watches and GMCs they bought each other last year!

it changed her because her family is now measurably poorer because of this overpriced exer-cycle?

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

I find that ‘fuck you!’ gets my point across much more precisely than simply, ‘fu’.

I went into my wife’s phone settings and made it to whenever she texts “k” it autocorrects to “Okely Dokely”

Good to know that, even this deep in the information age, we still have to deal with completely pointless etiquette rules.

Fuck this passive-aggressive BS.