This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

We have a media company whose management is in open war with its readers and writers.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Much like the home plate ump, guess I was having trouble seeing that half of the plate. 

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President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

So you’re saying probably?!

Not to open a can of worms on the whole gun control debate, but should we really be selling guns to blind people?

Until he acts on it and hurts someone, he most definitely is allowed to have that opinion. Fortunately for everyone around him, he’s stated that opinion out loud and, if the impeachment occurs, the authorities can be watching him for any violent outbursts.

He prefers the term "Sturmabteilung."

Sickle reference, bro. Way to hammer your joke!

This is an awful - just plain bad - plotline for the as-yet-unannounced Naked Gun reboot.

Being a HURR BASEBALL MAN, he holds the Constitution’s unwritten rules in higher regard than the written ones.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Joe Westworld

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

“Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought something like this would happen to me, because I am a dog."

Right - the guy who along with Peyton Manning was instrumental in getting the rules changed in the first place to allow the QB to have the game ball that they use on offense inflated to the pressure they prefer (within a specified range) couldn’t tell the difference between over inflated and under inflated footballs.