As a lender for a credit union, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to explain this to people. They think Credit Karma is the one score that rules them all.

headline is wrong... clearly thats a snoyota

It is astonishing to me that both Ryan and Boehner allowed a tiny minority within their own party to dominate the conversation and push them around with ease. It makes one wonder if, as a species, Homo Conservatanus will ever evolve into the Chordata phylum.

All i want to hear about Joe Arpaio is that one day, Barack Obama goes to Arizona with a full Secret Service detail, corners Joe in public... And proceeds to shake his hand, have a noce conversation in which he asks about Joe’s kids and family BY NAME-ALL OF THEM-and basically dares him to say that funky shit to his…

As he gently clasped Tina’s hand to conclude the event, Mike Pence felt a familiar stirring. This feeling was familiar and immediately started his heart racing. He called it The Beast. His hand lingered, his fingers remembering her touch as it withdrew, now hungering for more. Soon came a shock, a rush of blood, a…

or first, overthrow a democratically elected leader, install an autocrat beholden to western oil interests, then the only opposition group strong enough to expel the dictator (when he is dying of cancer) is a strong religious sect.

First go back 39 years and install a religious nutcase as supreme leader. Then kidnap about 50 of a former ally’s diplomats and hold them for 444 days. That’s a good start.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

SIXTY THREE PERCENT OF WHITE WOMEN VOTED FOR A PEDOPHILE.

You might find this amusing- Mitchell and Webb skit on the original telling of the parable of the Good Samaritan.

Oh christ, are you kidding me. Do you see the way that asshole likes his steaks cooked? His coke is probably cut with crushed up Necco Wafers

Yeah, but Wade’s been operating these tire stores for decades, got five locations around town, can tell you exactly which tread will be good in winter for your particular car, had a few down years but mostly it’s been nothing but gravy.

Okay, just trying to fill out my timeline here, OJ is before Sean Hannity finally gets waterboarded though, right?

I simply don’t understand how a person could see all the evidence against Roy Moore and then believe him when he lies through his teeth to say he’s a perfect human being and has never had a hint of scandal, he was never barred from the mall, and all his accusers are lying.

I carry in church. Concealed. Church shootings do happen (intentional ones, not talking about dumbasses like this guy). Why am I an asshole for wanting to protect myself when I’m not affecting anyone with my decision? I’m not pulling it out and playing with it like this idiot. I have it safely concealed in a proper…

This right here, is the logical end result of New jersey’s refusal to issue concealed carry permits.

Everyone always says “Run away.” - as a guy, you’re not running away and leaving behind your kids. You stand and fight...and being outnumbered and unable to flee is considered grounds for lethal force.

Go look up knife…

Shouldn’t it be a “Cocktrail”

My guess is that he dropped the mag and locked the slide back to show the gun was safe. When he reinserted the mag he hit the slide release and a round was chambered.

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!